British grandmother, very curvy, very busty, grey-blonde permed hair, wearing a cream ruffled open blouse, big saggy breasts on partial display, grey cardigan, grey sensible skirt and tan tights, and Mary Jane shoes, refined and amused expression, comic glint in eyes. She is standing in a Roman temple, there is a standing marble statue of a well-hung Roman Apollo in the temple, the statue has an erection, the woman is standing next to the statue, she is rubbing the statue’s erection whilst holding out her phone to take a selfie, dynamic shot, specular lighting, erotic, masterpiece, 3/4 view