The scene is the Reception area at a sperm bank. Big sign on the wall says “COCKWELL SPERM BANK”. Another medium sign below the first says “Donations Welcome”. Side view of the receptionists desk . Small sign on desk says “RECEPTION “. The Receptionist sitting low down behind the desk is a big busty blousy obese woman with too much makeup, big dyed blonde beehive hairdo, nurses hat perched on top, and a very low neckline. Slightly bemused expression. An older man just arrived at the desk hands over an empty jam jar with a lid on. White text box at bottom. “Sorry I just couldn’t do it!…. I tried with both hands, my wife tried with both hands, so did my Mother-in-law, then the neighbour tried, she even tried with her mouth. . . .None of us could get the lid off!”