Big sign in the auditorium “PORN WORKS AWARDS”. woman, glamorous voluptuous actress, on stage, facing audience, long wavy blonde hair streaked with brown, makeup, in a long black sequinned designer evening dress with flowing train with silver embroidery, extremely low neckline, a big cut-out exposing her gorgeous naked butt, happy, ass cheeks on display, standing, in a well lit auditorium, cheering crowd, (holding big veined penis-shaped glittering trophy over her head), looking to the left or right, Silver high heels. rear view Big Speech bubble “. . .and I know exactly where I’m going to put this!”. White text box at bottom “and it wasn’t on her mantelpiece “