The cover of the porn magazine ‘Dirty Old Man’. At the bottom of the cover is the caption, ‘"Got caught looking? Ask our lawyers"’. On the page a scruffy very elderly man with messy hair and beard, wearing a dirty trenchcoat, is staring at an attractive 30 year old woman with long dark hair, against the backdrop of a public library. he is standing behind her as she sits at a desk studying with her laptop open. he is looking over the shoulder at her cleavage. she is facing the viewer. he has one hand deep in his trouser pocket and his huge penis is protruding from his unzipped fly. he has a lecherous expression as he gazes at her enormous breasts which are partially concealed by a loose silk blouse with a deep unbuttoned v-neck. caption at the middle right '"Inside, how to deal with a stiffy in public"'