Slightly tatty and worn Pulp paperback cover. Picture full body rear shot of a stunning huge breasted chubby 56 year-old plush matronly blonde woman with warm olive skin, She is standing at the entrance of a dim, gritty urban warehouse at two in the morning. She wears a form-fitting, slightly wrinkled white summer dress that accentuates her soft curves, wide hips, and full thighs. Her expression is a mix of tipsy hesitation and flirtatious curiosity, hazel eyes looking toward the man as if to kiss him, he is blocking her way to the dark interior. Background, An old metal warehouse door, half-open, low-intensity yellow light spilling from inside, rusted textures, peeling posters on concrete walls, dark shadows of the neighborhood street. Lighting, High-contrast cinematic lighting, cool blue moonlight hitting her back, warm amber glow from the warehouse illuminating her face and chest. Sharp focus on subject, aspect ratio, 8k resolution, shot on 35mm lens. Young man standing, lanky dark hair, blocking her way, he is wearing a dirty grey tee shirt with the words “Granny Banger” on it in bold letters and a pair of faded jeans, he is reaching around her and lifting up the back of her dress up high to expose her ass, dress pulled up and rounded butt cheeks showing, pushing his crotch out in an obscene manner while looking lecherously at the older woman, the woman looks at man and smirks, nipples poking out. Wording across the top of the page in two lines reads “Come on in Mrs Shagwell . . “. Headline reads “THE GANGS ALL HERE!”, in a bold font. Sub-header text in two lines reads “Half her husbands Soccer Team we’re waiting to show her a good time!”. Text in a white Oval box reads “Shagwell Classics”. Text in a box reads “ By JACK GOFF ”. Bottom line text reads “Grab a Granny night at the local dance club was going to end in a BANG!!