Scene inside the village pub, wooden beams, horse brasses, old English decor. Sign above the bar says “COCKWELL INN”. A poster on the wall advertises “HAPPY HOUR 6pm to 8pm”. Two men casually dressed are sitting on bar stools at the bar, drinking beer and facing each other, cocks exposed, talking. Big speech bubble “I prefer Mrs Shagwell’s idea for HAPPY HOUR rather than getting cheap drinks!”. Kneeling on the floor between the men facing the viewer is a fat voluptuous blonde Granny, messy beehive hairdo, enormous saggy breasts, dressed like a hooker, she is topless, very short red skirt, no panties, hairy pussy, black fishnet stockings, too much makeup, (she has a penis in each hand is giving the men a blowjob and a handjob:1.5), chiaroscuro