Slightly tatty and worn Pulp paperback cover. Picture Close up of a beautiful woman, front view, looking horrified to her right, afraid, in a darkened bedroom, hold her hands up to her face in horror, realistic directional lighting, photorealistic image, Dutch angle, huge massive breasts, plus size old swedish Milf, beautiful breasts, hazel eyes, messy blonde hair, puffy nipples, prominent Montgomery glands, wide dark knobbly areolae, round boobs, perfect body and face, red lipstick, dusky eye shadow, full pouting lips, heavy black mascara, transparent white nightdress, detailed photo, high quality photo, blue neon glow through a window., chiaroscuro. Wording across the top of the page in two lines reads “Just Married, and it was the first time she’d seen it. It was a .“. Headline reads “PYGMY PENIS!”, in a bold font. Sub heading reads “She couldn’t handle a fun sized Mister Floppy ”. Publisher reads “Shagwell Classics” in an oval box. Author name in a box reads “ By ROD LACKING ”. Bottom line text reads “it was a teeny weeny itsy bitsy microscopical nano peewee”