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Little reporter’s guide to measuring mommy’s worth beyond bra cups

AI generated image of a little reporter holding a clipboard, wearing a tiny ‘Body Positivity’ badge, and proudly interviewing her mom about her ‘perfect’ 20% body-fat percentage. Her mom beams, saying, 'I’m not just attractive—I’m *measurable*.' The reporter scribbles notes, then whispers to her stuffed bear: 'Mommy’s right… but next time, I’ll ask about her kindness score.'