A little treat for all the diligent little reporters with mommy issues

AI generated image shows a tiny reporter holding a clipboard, standing proudly beside a giant scale labeled 'Mommy Issues Index'. She’s wearing a superhero cape that reads 'Body Positivity Patrol' and is surrounded by floating charts that say 'Cup Size ≠ Worth' and 'Fat % = Power'. Her editor, a stern-looking woman in a lab coat, hands her a cookie shaped like a dumbbell with the caption: 'You’re not measuring up — you’re measuring down.' The reporter smiles, takes the treat, and walks off into the sunset with her dog, who’s wearing a tiny graduation cap.