Male scarecrow in a field of corn, getting a blowjob from an old granny. Male scarecrow, Wurzel Gummidge, arms outstretched, straw hat, straw hair, wizened face, plaid shirt, denim dungarees, straw coming out of the arms, legs, and many other places, standing in a endless cornfield at golden late afternoon light, a gentle mist hovering above the ground, a distant Rustic old fashioned English country cottage in the background, an air of mystery, high detail, photorealism, rich depth, intricate corn stalks. Fat granny kneeling on the floor in front of the scarecrow, wearing a long fully open floral robe dressing gown, side view, obese, massive butt, happy face, wrinkles and laughter lines, old looking skin freckles and spots, her face is hard up against the scarecrows crotch. giving him a blowjob, her robe open to expose very heavy saggy tits, (massive fat saggy breasts), enormous side boob, black stockings. Blonde messy hair with grey roots, glasses, her mouth covering the scarecrows corncob cock almost to the root. Her hands are wrapped around the man’s torso, gripping his buttocks as she pulls him in for a deep blowjob. The scarecrows corncob cock is being sucked voraciously by the kneeling granny. Highly detailed, his crotch hard up against the womans mouth. only the root of his cock can be seen, the rest is inside the granny’s mouth. The man’s head is thrown back in orgasm. Basket of vegetables by the womans feet. Dark cinematic lighting from the side. Deep shadows. Large crows sit on his straw hat and outstretched arms White text box “Granny Shagwell really must get her EYESIGHT TESTED !”