A hyper-realistic, cinematic wide shot with a comedic tone, set in a cluttered vintage B&B bedroom at 2AM. An obese elderly landlady with a massive, towering dyed blonde beehive hairstyle and heavy, slightly cracked theatrical makeup stands over the bed. She wears a revealing, full-length purple translucent chiffon nightgown that clings to her figure, with massive breasts overflowing from the neckline. She holds a flashlight pointed directly at the bed, creating a harsh, spotlight effect on the lodger. The lodger, a man in his 30s wearing red-and-white striped pajama trousers, sits up abruptly, looking visibly apprehensive and awkward, with a prominent erect cock clearly visible pointing upwards. A large speech bubble above the landlady contains the text, “Sorry to wake you at 2AM, we’ve lost power, and I thought you might be cold.” In the background, a notice on the wall reads “BIG BERTHA’S BED & BOARD RULES” with a list of silly rules underneath. The room is messy with rumpled sheets and scattered items. The lighting is high-contrast but feels more like a stage spotlight than moody noir, highlighting the absurdity. Expression is humorous, exaggerated, and lively. Style, photorealistic, 8k UHD, highly detailed, sharp focus, vibrant colors, comedic timing captured in still image, depth of field, skin pores, fabric folds.