In a Soccer team dressing room, several players are in a state of undress, naked buttocks and cocks can be seen across the room. In the centre stands a fat mature woman, naked, gigantic breasts, hairy pussy, brown wavy hair streaked with grey. She is holding a clipboard and pen and tape measure, she is measuring a players big erect penis. The soccer players gather round to listen to what she has to say. Speech bubble “ As the Coach’s wife it falls to me to decide who is going to be MAN OF THE MATCH, but I’m doing it MY way”, chiaroscuro, sign on the wall reads “COCKWELL ROVERS”